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Three sportsmen - a Chinese, Japanese, and Filipino -found themselves together at
the bar the night before the skills contest. As they were talking, a mosquito flew
overhead making a buzzing sound. The Chinese drew his sword, swung it at the
mosquito, and the mosquito fell crawling on the floor. "I cut off his wings." the
Chinese said.
As they continued with their cocktails another mosquito came flying overhead. Not
to be outdone the Japanese drew his samurai, swung it at the mosquito, and the
mosquito fell dead on the floor. "I cut off his head so he won't bother us again,"
the Japanese said.
As luck would have it, a third mosquito came buzzing around. Not to be intimidated
the Filipino drew his gulok, swung it at the mosquito,and the mosquito quickly flew
away. Sounding unimpressed with his skill the Chinese and Japanese said in unison,
"You let that mosquito go?" To which the Filipino replied, "Oh, I just cut him off
so he won't father any more new mosquitoes."
Paul and Peter come across a ferocious bear while hiking in the forest. Paul quickly
takes off his boots and starts to run away. Peter followed behind him.
Peter - (catching his breath) You think you can out-run the bear by taking-off
your boots?
Paul - (looking back at Peter) No, but I can out-run you!
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the bar the night before the skills contest. As they were talking, a mosquito flew
overhead making a buzzing sound. The Chinese drew his sword, swung it at the
mosquito, and the mosquito fell crawling on the floor. "I cut off his wings." the
Chinese said.
As they continued with their cocktails another mosquito came flying overhead. Not
to be outdone the Japanese drew his samurai, swung it at the mosquito, and the
mosquito fell dead on the floor. "I cut off his head so he won't bother us again,"
the Japanese said.
As luck would have it, a third mosquito came buzzing around. Not to be intimidated
the Filipino drew his gulok, swung it at the mosquito,and the mosquito quickly flew
away. Sounding unimpressed with his skill the Chinese and Japanese said in unison,
"You let that mosquito go?" To which the Filipino replied, "Oh, I just cut him off
so he won't father any more new mosquitoes."
Paul and Peter come across a ferocious bear while hiking in the forest. Paul quickly
takes off his boots and starts to run away. Peter followed behind him.
Peter - (catching his breath) You think you can out-run the bear by taking-off
your boots?
Paul - (looking back at Peter) No, but I can out-run you!
Go to next page for more sari-saring Pinoy jokes
More funny Pinoy jokes here:
Buhay Estudyante Jokes
Mga Patawang Pinoy at Pinay
Rap & Rex Pinoy Jokes
Sari-saring Pinoy Dyoks
Balitang Barbero at Patawang Kutsero
Mabuti Nga (Stupid criminal jokes)
Buhay Estudyante Jokes
Mga Patawang Pinoy at Pinay
Rap & Rex Pinoy Jokes
Sari-saring Pinoy Dyoks
Balitang Barbero at Patawang Kutsero
Mabuti Nga (Stupid criminal jokes)
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